Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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