I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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