I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Randomize
