Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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