Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
nutella sex= disaster
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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