Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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