I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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