Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...