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• (760): View more from California

  What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo

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  Cremation, why do you ask?

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  I think we have a bit of a problem

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I sold my books for weed money!

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  Finals don't start for a week...

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.

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  25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Your shirt... Was in my pants

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction

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