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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.

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• (714): View more from California

  So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Oh. He liked you.

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  Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.

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• (619): View more from California

  My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together

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  A true beacon of hope in these dark times

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• (409): View more from Texas

  You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.

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  No shame December is a go.

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• (530): View more from California

  Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It tasted better than Jesus's hair.

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