well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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