I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Randomize
