Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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