I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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