For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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