what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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