So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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