i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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