He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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