I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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