Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
That accounts for only three of the penises
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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