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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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