she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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