I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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