Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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