It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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