Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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