I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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