Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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