I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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