I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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