So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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