absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Randomize
