And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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