Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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