He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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