Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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