But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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