Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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