im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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