Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
my nose is crying tears of wow.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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