just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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