DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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