We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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