we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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