There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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