Yo dont text me then not text me
I have demons in me.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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