I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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