i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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