I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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