She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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