Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
and she was petting her beer can
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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