come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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