my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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