Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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